In the ever-frozen land south of here, but north of other places, there is a town called Boston. And in this town, once at the beginning of the growing season, they sacrifice a fresh-born video game to the eldest god, in order to ensure a quick end to the winter season, and a bountiful harvest.

But before that sacrifice can be made, the city of Boston comes together at the Penny Arcade Expo East in order to determine which is the best video game that can be offered to Grayth'rll , emperor of kings. Here are just a few of the games at this year's culling, and our thoughts on their standings in the running.

Severed:

Severed is Punch out meets early iOS games, which is approximately ten times less annyong that it sounds. You play as a girl missing an arm who's been gifted a iving sword by a mysteryious looking cloaked fella. You use this sword to freeze time and chop all the limbs of the monsters that presumably severed your own arm. 

Playing it, it comes off a lot like Infinity Blade of Punch Out, in that you're mostly watching enemies for tells, countering their attacks, and striking back with your own. There's a bit of a progression system, in that you can trade the disembodied parts of monsters for upgrades to your health, damage, or time freezing ability.  What's interesting though is that it often throws enemies with not only specific defenses against your blows (one enemy can only be struck on the crack in its armor before being opened up, one enemy switches what angle you can slash at) but also mutliple enemies at once. Each enemy appears at a different angle, meaning you have to turn away from the others to fight them, and are forced to remember their timing and patterns so you can turn around and counter them before they kill you.

It's a small, but pretty signficant leap on that Punch Out/Infinity Blade combat style, and though I'm not really sure where else it has left to evolve, i'm interested to see where Drinkbox wants to take it.

12 Minutes:

I'm really not sure if 12 Minutes is a game that'll ever be playable by the public, but it really really should be. You play as a man who sits down to have a nice dinner with his wife when all of a sudden, a "cop" busts down the door, accuses your wife of murder, arrests both of you, and kicks your head in. Then you wake up back before dinner.

It's sort of like Groundhog Day, or Majora's Mask. You're stuck in a loop, until you find a way to break free of it. Or maybe you don't, we didn't actually finish it, we mostly tried to do things like call 911 and say it was a wrong number, or hide in the closet and try to go to sleep instead of opening the door for the cop. It feels a lot like classic adventure games, in that you're presented with a lot of options, and beacuse the space available to you is so limited, they all have small impacts on the story. You'll need the butter knife to cut through the zip tie the cop handcuffs you with, but that'll just make him punch you in the stomach as you try to run. You can call 911, but only after you've stolen your wife's phone and are told she might be a murderer.  You can hide in the closet, and while it doesn't seem to be terribly effective, it makes for some hilarious reactions from your wife. 12 Minutes is short, sweet, and a really clever adventure puzzle game in the vein of the escape the room games that are so popular these days, and I'd love to see more of it.

We Happy Few:

We Happy Few is early. Like, I-got-trapped-jumping-infinitely-on-a-corner-of-a-bed early. The new game from Montreal-based Compulsion Games is a self-described mix of Don't Starve and Day-Z, though it honestly feels a lot more like a cross between Shiren the Wanderer and the movie Brazil. The randomly-generated world is full of people who are addicted to a drug called Joy, which makes them very happy, and also very psychotic, enough to make them want to force anyone not on the drug to get some in their system ASAP. Taking Joy makes you less suspicious to NPCs, letting you go around your business freely, but after it wears off, you go through withdrawal, and your hunger and thirst levels bottom out, slowly draning your health until you get some food in you. 

Survival games aren't really my thing, but the mechanic of managing your Joy levels to be able to explore the world more freely, so long as you have the resources on hand to make sure the high doesn't kill you, is a really interesting mechanic, though the randomly generated world worries me a bit. The game has a strong narrative concept, and the world has a lot of character, including an omnipresent live-action British man who sings creepy songs on TVs all around the city, but the fact that everything is randomly generated make it feel like I'm not really uncovering anything about the world story-wise, unless I manage to keep a little progress every time I reset. 

Obviously, the game is till very early, so it's hard to be super critical of design choices that might not be around in a week, but I feel like randomly-generated worlds may not be the best option for the kind of game We Happy Few wants to be. That live action guy is goddamn terrifying though, so good job on that.

Mahou Shojo:

Taking a break from video games, Mahou Shoujou is a card game where you and your opponent play as two teams of magical girils vying for sugoi supremacy. The kawaii kombat starts with playing regular girl cards called alter-egos, who can transform into magical girls cards during a transofmration phase of your turn, so long as you have a magical girl in your hand. Attacks drain a girl's magic points, which don't recharge, and when a girl's magic is drained, the tansformation ends and the magical girl is discraded. 

If you manage to send your opponent's girl to the shadow realm before they run out of magic, you gain their soul gem, and three gems wins you the game. There are also animal familliar cards and spells you can cast for extra magic, but the real star of the show is each character's flavour text. Every magical girl has a chatchphrase you HAVE to yell before being allowed to attack. It's wonderful, and really sells the concept much better than the gameplay does. The game needs a little more complexity in terms of card choice, maybe some way of stocking up on energy so it isn't as hard to kill characters before they run out of magic, or a weapon to force a little bit more agression with higher damage. We also played with pre-contrcuted theme decks, and I'm not sure if you'll be allowed to mix-and-match character cards in the final version, but there are already some interesting combinations I can see if I take some cards from the two decks were presented and put them together. 

You can find Mahou Shoujou on kickstarter. It's got great art, great personality, but maybe needs just a little bit more game to it.

Xenoblade Chronicles 3D

Let's keep this short: Xenoblade Chronicles 3D is the Xenoblade you probably didn't play on Wii, but on a handheld.

Seriously, it's basically the exact same game. The new features that the Nintendo rep on the show floor touted to me were a character model gallery, and a music selection mode. Other htan, the only difference is the control scheme, which suffers a bit from being moved to a smaller console. In-battle, abilities can now be selected using the d-pad, which would be more conventient if the d-pad weren't right below the movement stick on the 3DS, thus making it so you can't position yourself properly for an attack while also selecting that attack. It's not the worst thing inthe world, but it'll slow down your reactions in battles singficiantly, and I'm not sure if the game has been rebalanced for that.

Otherwise, it's Xenoblade. It's great. It's not $100.

Ronin:

I don't like calling games rip offs. It implies a level of laziness that I hate ascribing to games, because making them is a process that's really hard to describe as "lazy". Ronin is a game that's probably best known right now for looking exactly like Gunpoint, and sharing much of its mechanics. It's not a Gunpoint rip-off though. It adds a core mechanic completely unlike anything in the game that inspired it, and tries to progress the 2d stealth-jump genre.

It's too bad that mechanic is kind of lame though.

Ronin has promise. It's a side-scrolling stealth jump-em-up, much like Gunpoint, but while that game has you maniuplating circuitry to get the jump on your enemies and sneak by them unnoticed, Ronin wants you to get right up in their faces and kill them as stylishly as possible. To do this, it stops time in combat enoucnters, and seperates each action into a seperate turn. It's not a bad idea, and it paints a picture of approaching combat with a strategy in mind and executing it effectively. Unfortunately,  it effectively renders combat meaningless. It's not easy to take out every enemy perfectly, but since you can see exactly what moves they make, you can just dodge them forever until you see an opening. It's not a strategy so much as it is taking advantaghe of the fact that you have so much more mobility than they do. Gunpoint balanced that by having everything react in real time, and part of the fun of that game was the chaos it could inspire. Ronin feels sterile in comparison. It's stylish, and the concept is super interesting on paper, it just doesn't work out as well as I wanted it to.

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